Holly from Running in Stilettos did a post like this and I thought it would be a nice post to save for a rainy day.
So here goes:
So here goes:
Some things I will never be...
...the multi-tasker.
...a stylist/fashionista.
...the girl who buys name brand anything.
....a shopaholic.
I will always be a bargain shopper though!
I will always be a bargain shopper though!
...the girl who has it all together.
....the girl without self esteem issues.
...a redhead.
...a gold digger {figuratively or literally}.
....on time to anything. (I'll probably be late to my own funeral.)
...the girl with thighs that don't touch.
....the girl who doesn't constantly forget something.
...the girl who doesn't have blonde moments.
...a man.
....wife of the year.
...the girl who doesn't wait until the last minute to do something.
...a stripper.
...the girl who takes herself too seriously.
...proper/formal/ladylike.
...the girl who turns down free food.
...a Pittsburgh Steelers fan. yuk.
Who-Dey !
Who-Dey !
I am always late to everything but work (which I guess is the most important)!!! It's like a neverending battle haha
ReplyDeleteThe redhead thing made me chuckle...I just colored my friend's hair yesterday - brunette with the slightest red tint in the sun. She looks fabulous, but I was telling her how my sister and I (both have natural shades of red) have built-in fake redhead detectors and at times get offended because some look so bad. So I'm sad you don't want to be one of us but glad you "know better." if that makes sense! haha.
ReplyDeleteThis is a super uber great post!!!! Love the funny ones and I love the heartfelt honest ones even more!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI will never be... a late person, a person who goes out without makeup, a person who needs alone time.
ReplyDeleteThis is amazing!! HAH love the stripper one and I am taking you with me to Kohls next time! That is awesome!
ReplyDeleteYay for bargain shopping!! Kohl's is so awesome for scoring great deals!!
ReplyDeletefun post! i'll even forgive the steelers comment haha. i'm usually pretty good about being a bargain shopper too - i will rarely buy something without a coupon or a sale!
ReplyDelete-- jackiejade.blogspot.com
Haha. Some of these seriously made me giggle. :-)
ReplyDeleteDid I write this for you?! Seriously girl, EVERYTHING in this post is me....
ReplyDeleteExcept for being a Steelers fan ;) where's my terrible towel?!
I will never be a late person lol just not in my nature. :)
ReplyDeleteah i LOVE bargain hunting too girl :)
ReplyDeletei can never buy anything full price!!
-marsa
The DayLee Journal
Love your sense of humor! I would hope I'd never be a stripper too ;)
ReplyDeleteI DO love bargain shopping though, although it's much harder to do now that we are stationed in Korea!
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